May 2013
116 posts
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this is you somasis:
HOLY SHIT STOP POSTING GAY FURRY PORN WHILE IM IN CLASS
thelilnan:
vagisodium:
fuck the police and then never call them again
cygaj:
Cats are the best because adult cats are so much better then baby cats. Cats are just better. Especially adult cats.
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circuit has the most adorable little snores, like crying kitten level cute, it’s so silly and out of charachter
trungles:
upgraders:
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
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I don't believe in provolone...
whitetail-music:
imadinorawrrwar:
i don’t believe in provolone…
She doesn’t believe in provolone…
i don’t believe in provolone…
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I don't believe in provolone...
i don’t believe in provolone…
Shadowrun shirts I would wear.
shadow-jackal:
“Save A Horse, Ride A Troll-Boy”
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
teashoesandhair:
I am not destroyed or fragile, not dulled or dwelling but enhanced, brightened and living, and I am wonderful.
numberninetyone:
why does everyone fangirl over castiel when we all know the best angel is
RAMIEL
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I'm not sure Tumblr was the best purchase that...
haha FUCK
derpygrooves:
There are 108 mil users on tumblr
Yahoo is offering 1.1 bil $s.
=
Every user on tumblr has been valued at about $10.19
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
In which I talk briefly about RPGs
atnashadow:
I am enjoying the shit out of Shadowrun so far. I keep having the slightly jarring experience of being harshly reminded that there is magic in this setting. Usually when I realize that for all my crazy cybernetics and arm-swords and high-tech smartlinked weaponry, sometimes i have to fight some sort of glowing spirit beast.
Have I mentioned that I think I love this game?
stalf:
My brother just said “Oh, I’m following so many porn blogs.”
He showed me his dash and said “Look at all those sex organs.”
It was a picture of flowers.
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Happy birthday, Cats Milly
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
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What Professor Oak Says: We only know of 150 pokemon in the whole world. Trust me, I'm a professor.
What Professor Oak Means: I never bothered searching anywhere besides the few towns in this general area. I am very unprofessional.
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“I wanna write a song that makes you hate me”
– there might be snakes
Jesus is not of Asgard.: envyincarnate:... →
envyincarnate:
tyriankarkat:
essay-storage:
fleaz:
can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys
I’m here!
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP.
THIS IS CALLED PLAGIARISM. AND IT IS
DAMN BEN AND JERRY'S IS GOOD I HAVE REAAAALLY BEEN...
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wow, apparently i need to make like 5 posts on bzpower before i can dredge up my boyfriend’s embarassing 10-year old bionicle related secrets :/
bowtied:
amysgone:
Eleven will probabbly regenerate because he stepped on a Lego or something
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
Sedate me now, Awake me later: Perfect Cotton... →
yokochowfun:
Ingredients:
Pint of Ben & Jerry’s Creme Brulee
Torani Rasberry Syrup
Milk (fat content of choice)
drop entire pint of ice cream into blender. don’t be shy.
douse in 1/3-1/2 cup of milk. the more milk, the thinner the shake.
drizzle rasberry syrup.
blend on low, until chunks of ice cream…
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who...
powerburial:
things to remember:
nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
Egregious Thought-Holes: Being an adult is not... →
levi3o4:
Being an adult is not about accomplishment.
It’s not about self-reliance, or about any sort of rite of passage. It’s the opposite, in fact. It’s about being able to determine, for yourself, what is a success and what is a failure.
It’s about being able to figure out what sort of life you’d like…
can today just stop being a thing
vgkait:
xehanort:
i’m gonna name my dick ‘the eva’
‘eva get in the fucking human being’
